What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

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Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

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From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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